Funfetti/Birthday Cake Cookie

Because regular cookies clearly weren’t invited to this party. 🎉🍪

Our Funfetti Birthday Cake Cookie is a thick, soft bakery-style cookie loaded with colorful rainbow sprinkles and that nostalgic vanilla birthday-cake flavor that tastes like somebody should be singing Happy Birthday somewhere.

Made with a buttery vanilla cookie base and a touch of cake batter flavor, every bite is soft, chewy, sweet, and packed with colorful sprinkles. And no—you absolutely do not need a birthday to order one.

Why You’ll Love It

It’s basically birthday cake energy in cookie form. Buttery vanilla, rich cake-batter flavor, and rainbow sprinkles come together in one big, celebratory cookie made for people who believe dessert itself is an occasion.

Flavor profile: Buttery vanilla • Birthday cake • Sweet cake batter

Texture: Thick, soft and chewy with colorful sprinkles throughout.

Perfect for: Birthdays, celebrations, dessert boxes, gifting, office treats—or making a random Tuesday feel significantly less boring.

Allergen Notice: Contains wheat, milk, egg, and soy.

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